Of course we understand, Justin. We simply want to give you a gentle shove in a direction that would lead to all of us having a lot of fun. You never know, there may suddenly be a time when you have a few weeks and not much to do (O'm always optimistic). That's when we want you to set up that video camera and persuade us all that dyeing our own fabric is something that we really have to try.
After if/when you do it, I'll send Maltesers!!